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Bristol Comic Expo Panel: Signs and PortentsBristol Comic Expo Panel: Signs and Portents The audio recording of my Bristol Comic Expo panel, "Signs and Portents", is now available from the Sidekick Cast website, iTunes, and anywhere where good podcasts can be found. Before I write anything about this panel, I want to send out a huge thanks to both the boys from Sidekick Cast and to...

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Two wise monkeys and me: It's the Comic Book Outsiders... Last year the Bristol Comic Expo played host to a round table discussion between the twin publishing mights of Monkeys with Machineguns and Orang Utan comics, the crew from Geek Syndicate, and some hardcore comic fans, all masterfully hosted and chaired by the erudite genius Scott Grandison. The result...

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HUBBUB ON DEMAND: The Comic Guru

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Posted on : 03-02-2009 | By : Chris Lynch | In : del.icio.us
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Video about Cardiff's now somewhat lamented (since it move to Whitchurch) comic shop "The Comic Guru".

Worth watching if only for the snippets of Stu.Art sketching and my shameless pimping of the shop.

Publishers take note – I can and will sell out at a moment's notice ;-)

The Porn Star and The Chicken

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Posted on : 02-02-2009 | By : Chris Lynch | In : Flash Fiction
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Written for Mr and Mrs Meanie, sometime ago, whilst signing in Comic Guru.

“So, how does it work again?” asked Helena, nervously sipping her latte.

The technician didn’t look up from the machine, a Victorian nightmare of cogs, gears, sprokets and springs.

“I mean … biologically …” Helena continued, “Is it even possible?”

“No,” grunted the technician, “I spend eight hours before every shoot tuning this thing for it NOT to work.”

Helena shuffled her feet. She had done it all, so she thought, seen it all, and had it done to her again. Somehow though, this small, greasy man with this machine made her nervous. Even fully clothed, he made her nervous.

“And how DOES it work?” she asked weakly.

The technician lifted his two ended screwdriver like a conductor’s baton.

“You,” he said, “Here.”

The baton landed on something that looked like two seats fighting each other.

“The rooster,” the technician continued, “Here.”

The baton landed on what appeared to be a tube with bicycle clips attached.

“That’s a weird stage name,” said Helena.

“Yeah,” grunted the technician, “Whatever.”